Alaskan King

Alaskan King

Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands

Alaskan King:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger

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Verse 1:
Out in the West, where the cowboys roam,
I’m a lone ranger, lookin’ for a home.
Twin-sized women, that’s just absurd,
Need more than a twin to stir my world.
Queen’s alright but not a hundred ‘n’ 8,
This cowboy’s heart is set on fate.

Chorus:
Alaskan King, that’s what I want,
California, Wyoming — nothing like Vermont.
The bigger the better, I love that grand span,
If you know what I mean, take my hand.
A woman that’s wide, under stars so bright,
I need a big beautiful woman to hold tight.

If you hear my call, let’s have a ball.

Verse 2:
Queen-sized hearts in a twin-sized world,
King-sized love that what gets me twirled.
Full or double, still feels too slight,
A big woman seem just right.
Spread out the fun, let’s roll and laugh,
With a Alaskan King, I’ve got a clear path.

Chorus:
Alaskan King, that’s what I want,
California, Wyoming — nothing like Vermont.
The bigger the better, I love that grand span,
If you know what I mean, take my hand.
A woman that’s wide, under stars so bright,
I need a big beautiful woman to hold tight.

If you grasp my intent, let’s consent.

Bridge:
From the ranch to the peaks, where the cold wind sings,
My heart’s set on one thing, those big bed springs.
Alaskan, Wyoming, even Cali’s fine,
As long as she’s with me, we’ll intertwine.

Verse 3:
So let’s set up camp where the buffalo roam,
In a bed that feels more than just a home.
Forget the twin, full, and all that’s between,
Give me a King who fits the scene.
A love so vast, on a bed so wide
With her enmass, I’ll joyfully reside.

Chorus:
Alaskan King, that’s what I want,
California, Wyoming — nothing like Vermont.
The bigger the better, I love that grand span,
If you know what I mean, take my hand.
A woman that’s wide, under stars so bright,
I need a big beautiful woman to hold tight.

Curves so divine, I wish you were mine.

Outro:
Alaskan King, that’s what I crave,
California, Wyoming—so wide and brave.
The bigger the better fills my demand,
If you know what I mean, take my hand.

In the land of dreams where we both belong,
With an Alaskan King, I sing this song.
King-size by my side, all through the night,
We’ll keep on loving till the morning light.

Let’s make a toast to the size girl I adore the most.