This Radio’s My Rodeo

Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds

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Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands 

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(Verse 1)
Well, I wake up every morning, put my boots on the ground,
Turn that dial to Texas country, best station around,
The DJ’s crackin’ jokes ‘bout his ex-wife again,
I swear he’s a rodeo clown, makin’ misery my friend.

The songs buck me around like a wild ol’ bull,
One minute I’m tearin’ up, next I’m feelin’ full,
Of Lone Star pride and whiskey dreams, oh no,
But that’s just how it goes at this radio rodeo.

(Chorus)
This radio’s my rodeo, it’s a wild ride every day,
With guitar solos like spurs and a twang that never fades,
I hang on tight when the DJ spins that dial,
‘Cause every country song’s a ride that lasts a while.
From heartbreak tunes to red dirt grooves, it’s a crazy show,
But I wouldn’t trade a second, ’cause this radio’s my rodeo!

(Verse 2)
Commercial break’s like getting tossed in the dirt,
They’re sellin’ boots, trucks, and even custom T-shirts,
I was right in the groove, feelin’ like I could fly,
Then they hit me with a jingle for some pie in the sky.

But the DJs rope me back in with a good ol’ song,
‘Bout beer and love and where it all went wrong,
I yell “Yeehaw!” when my favorite song’s on, you know,
I’m ridin’ the airwaves at this crazy radio rodeo.

(Chorus)
This radio’s my rodeo, it’s a wild ride every day,
With guitar solos like spurs and a twang that never fades,
I hang on tight when the DJ spins that dial,
‘Cause every country song’s a ride that lasts a while.
From heartbreak tunes to red dirt grooves, it’s a crazy show,
But I wouldn’t trade a second, ’cause this radio’s my rodeo!

(Bridge)
Static in the air? That’s a stampede rollin’ in,
But I ain’t quittin’ now, gotta see who’s gonna win,
Crank it up like spurrin’ the ol’ FM steer,
This radio’s my rodeo, I’m holdin’ on, no fear!

(Chorus)
This radio’s my rodeo, it’s a wild ride every day,
With guitar solos like spurs and a twang that never fades,
I hang on tight when the DJ spins that dial,
‘Cause every country song’s a ride that lasts a while.
From heartbreak tunes to red dirt grooves, it’s a crazy show,
But I wouldn’t trade a second, ’cause this radio’s my rodeo!

(Outro)
So let the music play, let the guitars go,
I’m ridin’ this frequency like a rodeo pro,
With my boots kicked up, this signal’s all I know,
Yeah, this radio’s my rodeo!

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Educational Observations on “This Radio’s My Rodeo”

1. Every DJ Is Like a Rodeo Clown
   Just when things start to get serious with a sad country ballad, they jump in with a joke about their ex and save the day.
2. The Songs Buck You Around Like a Bull
   One minute you’re slow dancing to a love song, the next you’re stomping your feet to red dirt rock. Hold on tight—it’s a wild ride.
3. Commercial Breaks Feel Like Getting Thrown Off a Horse
   You’re right in the groove, and suddenly, “BUY A NEW TRUCK TODAY!” It’s like faceplanting in the dirt after a perfect ride.
4. The Playlist Is Full of Cowboys Trying to Stay on Love
   Just like a rodeo rider, every singer on the radio is hanging on for dear life to a relationship that’s one verse away from falling apart.
5. Yelling ‘Yeehaw!’ When Your Favorite Song Comes On Is Practically Required
   You’re not truly listening to country radio unless you’ve let out at least one loud, enthusiastic “Yeehaw!” per hour.
6. The DJs Rope You In with That Texas Twang
   Once they start talking in that smooth drawl about their mama’s sweet tea or the rodeo last weekend, you’re lassoed in for the long haul.
7. Every Traffic Update Sounds Like It’s Sponsored by Wrangler
   “Looks like we’ve got a slow-moving herd of F-150s on I-35, so y’all better wear your cowboy boots if you plan on walking there.”
8. Turning the Volume Up Feels Like Spurring Your Radio
   Need more excitement? Just crank it up like you’re giving your radio a little extra kick—now the rodeo’s really started.
9. Slow Songs Are the Calm Before the Rodeo Storm
   That slow, romantic tune is just the peaceful moment before a fast-talking DJ bursts in with a giveaway for concert tickets.
10. Listener Call-ins Are Like Rodeo Announcers
    They’re always full of passion, telling you their life story in three seconds flat, like announcing the next bull rider coming out of the gate.
11. The Static Is the Sound of a Stampede in the Distance
    When you lose signal, it’s like a stampede of static is rushing in, reminding you to stay close to home (or at least within signal range).
12. The Ads Make You Feel Like You Need to Saddle Up
    One minute you’re listening to George Strait, and the next you’re seriously considering buying a horse, or at least a very large truck.
13. Switching Stations Feels Like Changing Rodeo Events
    You flip from a Texas country station to pop music, and it’s like going from bull riding to synchronized swimming—what just happened?
14. The DJs Handle Requests Like Rodeo Cowboys
    They’ve got to handle all those wild listener requests coming at them like bucking broncos, trying to play ‘em all without getting thrown.
15. Every Song About Beer Is Like Winning the Rodeo
    When a good drinking song comes on, it’s the radio equivalent of hitting the jackpot at the rodeo—time to celebrate!