Cattle Belching All Over the Place Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Cattle Belching All Over the Place – DOWNLOAD [fiddle] (Verse 1) Her-ferds are belchin’ out in Redford, where they’re preferred, Munchin’ grass and chewin’ cud, not a care, not a word. Angus fartin’ in Corpus, blendin’ in right among us,
Read MoreIf You Can’t Grow It, Graze It
If You Can’t Grow It, Graze It Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds If You Can’t Grow It, Graze It – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Used to drive a tractor, sun up to sun down, Plowin’ them fields just outside of town. But the rain didn’t come, and the corn stayed low, So […]
Read MoreThe Cows Are Back in Plainview
The Cows Are Back in Plainview Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Cows Are Back in Plainview – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) They said the cattle days were done, that the herds were up in Kansas, But now they’re back, and we’ve got steaks ‘n’ it’s pure grandness. The cows are back […]
Read MoreI’m the Girl Who Turned Down Santa
I’m the Girl Who Turned Down Santa Performed by Debbie Harper and the Prairie Songbirds I’m the Girl Who Turned Down Santa – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: I was strumming on the sidewalk at the Nashville street fair, A skinny Santa came up, with a humongous beard and a blank stare, Dressed in red like he’d […]
Read MoreHis New Truck is Loaded with Options
His New Truck is Loaded with Options Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds His New Truck is Loaded with Options – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, he rolled into town in a brand new truck, With a Glock in the glove, he don’t need luck. Smith & Wesson’s tucked under my seat, And […]
Read MoreThe University of Country Music
The University of Country Music Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The University of Country Music – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Welcome to the University of Country Music, my friend, Where the lessons never stop, and the honky-tonk never ends. You can major in heartache, or tractors if you please, And your classroom’s [&
Read MoreGod Gave Her Hymn #537
God Gave Her Hymn #537 Performed by Bale Harrison and the Texas Field Hands God Gave Her Hymn #537 — DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, I was sittin’ in that church, just like every Sunday, When my 99-year-old mama started to sing. She hadn’t sung a hymn since she turned eighty, But she opened her mouth, […]
Read MoreScooby-Doo Ain’t Your Average Farm Dog
Scooby-Doo Ain’t Your Average Farm Dog Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Scooby-Doo Ain’t Your Average Farm Dog – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, Scooby packed his bags, headed to the farm, But this dog ain’t cut out for country charm. He ain’t herdin’ sheep, he’s chasin’ ghosts, And he’s more scared of […
Read MoreTexas Roadrunners Are Just Plain Killers
Texas Roadrunners Are Just Plain “High Plains” Killers Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Texas Roadrunners Are Just Plain “High Plains” Killers – FREE DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, Wile E. packed his bags, thought he’d try his luck, Left Arizona roadrunners in the dust, no fuss. But he hit the
Read MoreLois Lane Left Superman
Lois Lane Left Superman for Jimmy Joe Briggs Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Lois Lane Left Superman for Jimmy Joe Briggs – DOWNLOAD [Upbeat country tune with a honky-tonk feel] [Verse 1] Well, “Lois Lane” packed up her bags, headed down South, She got tired of his flyin’ and always runnin
Read MoreThe Snakes in Texas Ain’t Scared
The Snakes in Texas Ain’t Scared Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys The Snakes in Texas Ain’t Scared — DOWNLOAD Upbeat country-rock tune with a little humor and honky-tonk flair [Intro] After weeks of searchin’, Venom found his home, A field of dust and quiet, where rattlesnakes roam. Between Throckmorton and O
Read MoreThe Joker’s Been Around
The Joker’s Been Around Since the Western Daze Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys The Joker’s Been Around Since the Western Daze – DOWNLOAD Country & Western with a touch of honky-tonk and mischief [Verse 1] Well, the Joker’s been around since the Western daze, Runnin’ cattle in his own twisted ways.
Read MorePeppermint Patty’s Farm Search
Peppermint Patty’s Farm Search Bale Harrison and the Texas Field Hands Peppermint Patty’s Farm Search — Download (Upbeat country tune with a little honky-tonk flair) [Verse 1] Well, Peppermint Patty bought herself a map, Said, “We’re gonna buy a farm, Marcie, how ’bout that?” Started in Nebraska, where the corn grows high, B
Read MoreBootless in Texas
Bootless in Texas Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Bootless in Texas – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I lost my boots in Throckmorton, At a poker game gone wrong, That jackalope faked having one good eye. He played me all night long. Now I’m walkin’ down the highway, With bare feet on burnin’ […]
Read MoreThat Whiskey Grin
Lyrics: That Whiskey Grin Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands That Whiskey Grin – DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] When she flashes that whiskey grin, you know she’s ready to ride, She’s got a wild look in her eye, and I’m down for the drive. Says she’s cravin’ a little line dance, boots tappin’ […]
Read More202 Two-Steps
Lyrics: 202 Two-Steps Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands 202 Two-Steps – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I see you standin’ there across the floor, That same ol’ smile I can’t ignore, We danced two hundred and two two-steps and 6 waltzes, babe, We couldn’t last longer, ain’t that a shame? Hell, that ain’t […]
Read MoreReasons To Stay Sober in Arkansas
Reasons To Stay Sober in Arkansas Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands FREE DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Brooke says, “No booze,” in Little Rock town, I said, “No worries,” I’ll show you around. We stayed sober, danced to the tick of the clock, While drunk boys stumbled and tripped on the rock. Verse […]
Read MoreWelcome to Nashville, Young Lady
Welcome to Nashville, Young Lady Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Welcome to Nashville, Young Lady – DOWNLOAD Well, sure you can have my autograph, but for advice…. “be lucky…” … No, I’m not the one you need to talk to… … Hits? Wow. I had 2 point 4 hits, I’m hardly the [&he
Read MoreNashville’s Rodeo
Nashville’s Rodeo Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Nashville’s Rodeo – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Caught a ride on a southbound bus, chasing neon dreams Never thought about the bruises in between They talk about the bright spotlights, big stars and Saturday nights Sounded good, yeah, it sure sounded good (Chorus) But
Read MoreAsí es la Vida
Así es la Vida Performed by Los Alamo Sonidos Así es la Vida — Download Fue una boda de adolescentes, and the old folks wished them well You could see that Jimmy Jo did truly love Becky Lynne And now the young cowboy and cowgirl have rung the dinner bell “Así es la vida”, say […]
Read MoreEvery Time I Turn the TV Off
Lyrics: Every Time I Turn the TV Off She Says She Loves Me Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Every Time I Turn the TV Off – DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I’m sittin’ here watchin’ some “reality,” Where nothin’s real, and it’s all a fantasy. Gordon’s yellin’ ‘bout a perfect dish, While my burnt […]
Read MoreClass A School Reunion
Class A School Reunion Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive Class A School Reunion – DOWNLOAD Verse 1 It was Friday night, the party was set, Moved it to 8, but they weren’t ready yet. The cool kids showed up ridin’ in on horses, Lookin’ like a scene from the Young Gun movies. The […]
Read MoreThere’s Caliche on my Truck
There’s Caliche on my Truck Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys There’s Caliche on my Truck — DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I left the house this mornin’, my truck was lookin’ fine, But one quick trip down that caliche road, now she’s covered in a dusty grime. I swear I saw my hubcaps shakin’, […]
Read MoreShe Don’t Complain to Me
Lyrics: She Don’t Complain to Me Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands She Don’t Complain to Me – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) She’s got a list longer than the Rio Grande, If there’s a problem, you’ll see her make a stand. She’s writin’ letters to the White House late at night, Telling Congress […]
Read MoreI’ll Be Your Boots
Lyrics: I’ll Be Your Boots (And Hope That’s Enough) Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys I’ll Be Your Boots (And I Hope That’s Enough) — DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I’ve walked a million miles, maybe more, Through dust and rain, from cotton to corn. But I ain’t no prince in shiny shoes, I’m just […]
Read MoreGarth and Potiphar’s Wife
Garth and Potiphar’s Wife Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Garth and Potiphar’s Wife – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: She stood there in silk, with a look in her eye, A hunger that could make any man sigh, But I knew her game, I felt the heat, She had her sights set, and it […]
Read MoreThe Jameson Jig
The Jameson Jig Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Jameson Jig – DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] Pour me a glass of Jameson, the night’s just begun, Turns strangers into buddies, before the night is done. A sip of liquid courage, I’m Irish to the core, Now I’m talking like I’ve been […]
Read MoreI Need a Pair of Boots (Steel-Toed and True)
Lyrics: I Need a Pair of Boots (Steel-Toed and True) Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds I Need a Pair of Boots (Steel-Toed and True) — DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I ain’t got time for the usual drama, What I need is a good pair of Tony Lama. I’m not after shine or […]
Read MoreWomen That Pour Whiskey Professionally
Women That Pour Whiskey Professionally Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Women Pour Whiskey Professionally – DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] Well, my favorite women pour whiskey professionally, I’m no distiller, but I can see we’ve got some serious chemistry. They got that practiced smooth pour that flows, With a glass in one hand, [&
Read MoreDamn Cow, Get in the Trailer
Lyrics: Damn Cow, Get in the Trailer Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Damn Cow, Get in the Trailer – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, the sun’s settin’ low, I’ve been workin’ all day Tryin’ to wrangle this cow who just won’t obey This steer’s stompin’ and snortin’, draggin’ his feet But I’ve got […]
Read MorePeach Cobbler and Me
Lyrics: Peach Cobbler and Me Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Peach Cobbler and Me – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I talk too fast, I talk too much, I can’t pick a lick, just my luck And I’m always runnin’ late, too many boots to choose, And my gossip game’s strong, Lord, that […]
Read MoreThree Chords and Half the Truth
Three Chords and Half the Truth Bale Harrison & Debbie Harper Three Chords and Half the Truth – DOWNLOAD (fiddle) Verse 1: Randy says, “Forever, baby; it’s you and me,” Now it’s you on the couch and me with the TV. Turns out love’s not made of rainbows and daisies, Sometimes it’s just Netflix and […]
Read MoreTumbleweed
Lyrics: Tumbleweed Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Tumbleweed – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) You blow in like the wind, never stayin’ long, Your restless heart’s been wanderin’ since the day you were born. No roots to hold you down, you live wild and free, But I’m standin’ here hopin’ you’ll tumble back [&he
Read MoreCMA Entitled
CMA Entitled Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds CMA Entitled – FREE DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] I heard she sold some records, got a Grammy or three, But how many albums, I don’t know, let’s see. She made one song with a twang, a little fiddle in the back, But the CMA’s like, […]
Read MoreBarbie Was Born in a Barn
LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Barbie Was Born in a Barn — She wasn’t raised in Malibu, no shiny pink Corvette… DOWNLOAD – Barbie Was Born In a Barn (2023) [Verse 1] She wasn’t raised in Malibu, […]
Read MoreI Was Raised Right in a Red State
I Was Raised Right in a Red State Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive I Was Raised Right in a Red State – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Barbie and Hemingway, Jeane Kirkpatrick too, Taught me ’bout the things this country could do. Pillars of religion, capitalism’s might, Peace and prosperity, yeah, we got it right. […]
Read MoreI Shoulda Seen the Signs
I Shoulda Seen the Signs Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive I Shoulda Seen the Signs – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I stepped into the glow, hoping I could forget Neon signs were buzzing, but my heart wasn’t set That cowboy hat, glowing by the swinging door Was the first of many signs I’d […]
Read MoreWhiskey in His Veins
Whiskey in His Veins Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive Whiskey in His Veins – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: He’s a charmer when the bottle’s low, Spins me ’round real slow, With that smile, I can’t say no. Sober, he’s a hale storm I can’t outrun. In the Neon Moon, he’s my best friend, But […]
Read MoreSocialist Snake Blues
Lyrics: Socialist Snake Blues Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive Socialist Snake Blues – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: I used to slither free, out on the open sand, But now they tell me where to go, like they’ve got some grand plan. They capped my fangs, said, “Venom’s for the many, not the few,” […]
Read MoreIt’s Not a Cliché, Here
Lyrics: It’s Not a Cliché, Here Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands It’s Not a Cliché, Here — DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, I got a tough row to hoe, Out in the field where the corn won’t grow. I bite the dust ’bout every day, But out here, man, that’s just foreplay! […]
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