Green Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas (Not in Lubbock, Not at the Chances R) Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Version #1 — DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Version #2 — DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Well, she’s got the moves, she’s got the style But out here in Lubbock, it’s a different mile We […]
Read MoreThe Tractor Runs
Lyrics: The Tractor Runs Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Spoken Intro Some good looking Lady told me this was a “sad” song. I said, “Bull! And it’s warped to think so.” 1,2,3,4 Verse 1 The sun comes up, I’m out the door, Got a thousand things […]
Read MoreCountry Music Muse
Country Music Muse By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, I’m sittin’ down to write another tune, Tryin’ to give Nashville that heartbroke swoon. But my muse walks in, with a grin so sly, Says, “How about a song ‘bout tractor ruts?” he rolls his eyes at my serious tone, […]
Read MoreAll We Know
All We Know By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Out here on the prairie, where the sun burns bright, We’re ridin’ the range and wranglin’ cows by daylight. But when the day’s done, we ain’t sittin’ still, We’re plowin’ up the fields on our John Deere until. Pre-Chorus We’re ropin’ […]
Read MoreWe’re All Starving for Country Music
Lyrics: We’re All Starving for Country Music Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD the .mp3 [Verse 1] The fields are dry, the crops are bare, The cows all stare like they don’t care, ‘Cause every farmer from coast to coast, Has found their muse and […]
Read MoreJohn Wayne Marathon
John Wayne Marathon Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, Channel 8’s startin’ a John Wayne show, I’m grabbin’ my boots, I’m ready to go. The Duke’s ridin’ tall, and the west’s wide open, I’ll be sittin’ here with a beer, just hopin’. A marathon’s on, clear the whole day, […]
Read MoreWhere’d Your Husband Take You for Your Anniversary?
Where’d Your Husband Take You for Your Anniversary? By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] Well, you’ve been talkin’ ‘bout Paris, dreamin’ of Rome, But tonight you’re spendin’ your special night closer to home. He said, “Put on your boots, honey, don’t get too dressed,” And you knew right then, it […]
Read MoreYou Left Me in the Best Bar
You Left Me in the Best Bar By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 You walked out the door, left me high and dry, But honestly, darlin’, I don’t know why. I’m sittin’ here in the best bar around, Where the whiskey flows and troubles drown. The bartender’s craftin’ magic in […]
Read MoreWhat Would Charley Pride Say Today?
What Would Charley Pride Say Today? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 He picked up a bat and dreamed of fame, But on those fields, the world wasn’t the same. Charley swung hard through shadows and doubt, Turned every struggle into a victory shout. From a ballplayer’s heart to country’s […]
Read MoreHayloft Heartbreak
Hayloft Heartbreak Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Up in the hayloft, where the moonlight creeps, I sit all alone while the whole barn sleeps. Your picture in my hand, your scent in the air, But the hay ain’t the only thing we once stacked there. Pre-Chorus You told […]
Read MoreI’ve Got Alfalfa in Strange Places
I’ve Got Alfalfa in Strange Places By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD the .MP3 Verse 1 The sun’s risin’ high, the day’s just begun, I’m out in the field, gettin’ the work done. But you walked by with that crooked grin, And now my mind’s nowhere near the barn or […]
Read MoreCows Don’t Want No Hugs!
LYRICS: Cows Don’t Want No Hugs! By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] I walked down to the barnyard, heart full of love, Thought I’d hug my Daisy, she’d fit like a glove. But she turned her back and flicked her tail, My tender hug attempt, well, it sure […]
Read MoreThe Rodeo Announcer
The Rodeo Announcer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 There’s a voice that carries over the crowd, A steady sound, humble and proud. No name in lights, no fame to claim, But everyone knows that voice just the same. Whenever the steers would charge the gate, He’d give ’em a […]
Read MoreHonkytonk Harvest
Lyrics: Honkytonk Harvest Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, the sun’s settin’ low over fields of gold, I’m wearin’ boots covered in two weeks’ old mud. It’s time to roll the tractor, and the hay’s been rolled, But before we turn in, we’re hittin’ the honkytonk club. Pre-Chorus There’s [&hellip
Read MoreThe Farmer
The Farmer Bale Harrison & The Field Hands (Parody of “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers) DOWNLOAD THE MP3 — The Farmer Verse 1: On a warm summer’s evening, on a tractor bound for nowhere, I met up with a farmer, we were both too tired to care. So we took turns a-tillin’, under that old […]
Read MoreThe Haunting of Lot 13
Lyrics: The Haunting of Lot 13 By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 (Verse 1) In the dusty old auction barn, every fall they say, There’s a lot no one touches, folks keep far away, It’s the cursed Lot 13, with a shadow that lingers, Where the ghost of a rancher […]
Read MoreWe Can Get On a Buzz
Lyrics: We Can Get On a Buzz Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD MP3 [Verse 1] I’m standin’ on the edge of leavin’ it all behind, This little town’s been draggin’ me, time to unwind, Got a choice to make, and it ain’t that tough, I can get on the bus or […]
Read MoreWest Texas Holstein Blues
West Texas Holstein Blues Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 LYRICS Howdy, Lubbock. Hot? Windy? Ya, I know it. (Verse 1) I woke up this mornin’, sun risin’ in the sky, But my Holstein cow was missin’, and I couldn’t figure why. She’s a wanderin’ soul, out in that dusty plain, Now […]
Read MoreTurn West When in Doubt
Turn West When in Doubt Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD MP3 [Verse 1] City lights are bright, but they’ll burn you out, Too much noise and rush, and too much doubt, You’ve been chasing dreams on the crowded streets, But the road to peace ain’t made of concrete. When the […]
Read MoreCity Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For
Lyrics: City Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD .mp3 (Verse 1) City girls don’t know what Neutrogena is for, They’re too busy shopping at the Sephora store, But out on the ranch, where the work gets rough, We need a little more than that fancy […]
Read MoreCowgirl Crown
Cowgirl Crown Lyrics By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Version 1 DOWNLOAD Version 2 (Verse 1) She was a barrel racer with a Crown in her boot, At the rodeo dance, she had a lonesome pursuit, Ten men tried to catch her, but she didn’t play, Her eyes were on the prize, […]
Read MoreSpooked in the Saddle
Spooked in the Saddle By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Version #1 DOWNLOAD Version #2 Spooked in the Saddle Lyrics [Verse 1] I was ridin’ through the pasture on a moonless night, The wind was howlin’, gave me quite a fright, My horse was nervous, stompin’ at the ground, And I […]
Read MoreThe Goat Ate My Fence Again
The Goat Ate My Fence Again Performed By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds FREE DOWNLOAD: The Goat Ate My Fence Again LYRICS: The Goat Ate My Fence Again Verse 1 Goat’s at it once more, Fence down on the floor, Chewing all day long, Breaking where we belong. Oh, Tex from next door, […]
Read MoreGhostly Grazing Grounds
Ghostly Grazing Grounds By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 [Verse 1] On a foggy night down by the old farm fence, Where the moonlight flickers, and the air is tense, There’s a story ‘bout a place where the cattle roam, But don’t get too close, or you’ll hear the moan. […]
Read MoreRodeo Moon Rising
Rodeo Moon Rising By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD the .MP3 Verse 1: In the heart of the dusty town, Where the lights dim when the sun goes down, There’s a stir in the evening breeze, Tonight the rodeo’s all you need. Cowboys gather from miles around, Boots polished and hats down, […]
Read MoreNo Cowgirl Drives a Jaguar Here…
No Cowgirl Drives a Jaguar Here… By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE SIMPLE COUNTRY TUNE (This is a simple country tune) [Verse 1] You might see ‘em in Cardiff, rollin’ down the street In those shiny fancy cars, all polished and neat But out here on the four sixes, we keep […]
Read MoreThe Countrary and Restin’ Song
The Contrary and Restin’ Song Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 Verse 1 I lay in bed with my guitar, a blank page in my hand, But every time I try to write, I just sink in the sand. The cows are out there grazing, the sun is sinking low, But […]
Read MoreI Breed the Swine
Lyrics: I Breed the Swine Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Parody of “I Walk the Line” by Johnny Cash DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 Verse 1: I keep a close watch on this pig of mine, I breed the swine, oh all the time. From the old sow’s snout to the litter she’ll bring, I […]
Read MoreJesus Was Born on a Dairy Farm
Farmers Know that Jesus Was Born on a Dairy Farm Bethlehem was a Dairy, Right? Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD – Bethlehem was a Dairy LYRICS: Jesus Was Born on a Dairy Farm (Verse 1) In a little town called Bethlehem, on a cold and silent night, A baby boy was born […]
Read MoreDairy Christmas Baby
Dairy Christmas Baby By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THIS SIMPLE CHRISTMAS TUNE – Version 1 DOWNLOAD THIS SIMPLE CHRISTMAS TUNE – Version 2 Verse 1 Dairy Christmas, baby, You sure did milk it right, Dairy Christmas, baby, You sure did make it right, Gave me a new milking stool for Christmas, [
Read MoreDenim on Denim Crime
Denim on Denim Crime Performed By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THIS NIFTY COUNTRY TUNE Lyrics: Denim on Denim Crime Verse 1 Down at the County Line where the spurs play a tune, Boots hit the floor, under the light of the moon. He’s got his hat tipped, she’s got her jeans […]
Read MoreYour Tractor’s Radio?
Just How Important is Your Tractor’s Radio? (A Country Farm AM Radio Song) Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Version 1 – DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Version 2 – DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Out in the field before the crack of dawn The day’s just startin’, and the work rolls on […]
Read MoreAlien Eggs (The Avocado Song)
Alien Eggs (The Avocado Song) By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds MOCK CHINA BY DOWNLOADING THIS SIMPLE COUNTRY TUNE LYRICS: Alien Eggs (The Avocado Song) [Verse 1] One day in a China market, they found somethin’ strange A little green fruit, like it’s from outer space They called it an alien egg, what […]
Read MoreBIG Ag and Texas Don’t Mix
BIG Ag and Texas Don’t Mix Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Down here in Texas, we like things small Family farms where we know ’em all But here comes Big Ag with their suits and ties Tryin’ to take over our open skies They want to plant seeds […]
Read MoreThis Is Why Taxes Suck
This Is Why Taxes Suck Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] I wake up at dawn, put my boots on the floor Head out to the fields, like every day before I’m raisin’ crops and cattle, workin’ hard every day But when the taxman comes, he takes it […]
Read MoreYou Can’t Milk a Goat for Free
You Can’t Milk a Goat for Free By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Lyrics: You Can’t Milk a Goat for Free (Verse 1) I woke up at sunrise, ready to start the day, Grabbed my bucket and stool, thought it’d be easy pay. But those goats had other plans, they […]
Read MoreMan! I Feel Like a Farmer!
Man! I Feel Like a Farmer! By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE I Feel Like a Farmer! MP3 [Verse 1] Let’s go, girls, get your boots on tight We’re up before the sun, gonna farm all night A little dirt never hurt, just get in the groove We’re plantin’ rows, milkin’ […]
Read MoreCows in Low Places
Cows in Low Places Bale Harrison & The Field Hands The farmer’s relationship with his neighbor might be the most intense love-hate dynamic since Ross and Rachel. Every time the cows escape, it’s like a new episode of “Will they or won’t they… stay on good terms?” — Bale Harrison DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – Cows […]
Read MoreMake America Graze Again
Make America Graze Again By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds FREE DOWNLOAD — Make America Graze Again Verse 1: Out on the range where the cattle roam, We’ve been working this land, it’s all we’ve known. From dawn till dusk, we stand our ground, Proud of the fields where we’re bound. Chorus: We’re […]
Read MoreWheat Jokes
20 Wheat Jokes That’ll Make You Roll in the Fields with Laughter Get Ready to Grain Some Laughs! At Farm.fm, we know that wheat isn’t just a staple of the farm—it’s also the source of some of the best puns and jokes this side of the silo. Whether you’re a farmer who spends their days […]
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