Lyrics: Peach Cobbler and Me Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Peach Cobbler and Me – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I talk too fast, I talk too much, I can’t pick a lick, just my luck And I’m always runnin’ late, too many boots to choose, And my gossip game’s strong, Lord, that […]
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Lyrics: Farm Dog Food Dish Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Farm Dog Food Dish – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, that farm dog can’t find his own food dish, Stood by the gate like it’s some kinda quiz. Staring at an open door, scratching at the wall, You’d think he’d figure it […]
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I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town “The Braum’s Ice Cream Song” Performed by Bale Harrison and the Texas Field Hands I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, my wife don’t care for city lights, She’d rather be home than out at night. But when the […]
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USDA Chief in Hot Water Over Cow-tastrophe: “Who knew a food shortage could be man-made?” In a Stunning Oversight, USDA Forgets Basic Bovine Needs Amidst National Food Frenzy Windthorst, TX — In a surprising turn of events that has left both farmers and officials scratching their heads, the USDA Chief recently admitted to causing food [
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