Farm Accidents Aren’t Fun Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 (Verse 1) Well, it started like any other day, out in the fields so green, Plowing the land, working hard, just living the farmer’s dream. But then that old tractor hit a rut, and I took a tumble down, Now I’m […]
Read MoreCornbread and Sweet Tea
Cornbread and Sweet Tea Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Cornbread and Sweet Tea — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Woke up this mornin’, with the sun on the rise, Grabbed my ol’ cast iron, get the day passin’ by. Got mama’s recipe, from those years long gone, […]
Read MoreLost & Found – New Braunfels
Lost & Found – New Braunfels Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Lost & Found – New Braunfels –Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, Randy took the charts and stacked them up so high, Built a bar on top, right under Texas sky. Where the drinks are mixed […]
Read MoreThe Problem with Cowgirls Today
The Problem with Cowgirls Today Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The Problem with Cowgirls Today – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Well, I saw her at the rodeo, struttin’ in her boots, She had rhinestones on her jeans and she was a little too “cute.” I asked her […]
Read MoreBooze to Beer Ratio
It’s All About the Booze to Beer Ratio Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Booze to Beer Ratio – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Started the night at the Throwdown in CowTown, With a shot of whiskey to knock my sorrows down. The lights were bright and my spirit was […]
Read MoreTrump Fight Song
Trump Fight Song – Red Dirt Version Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Trump Fight Song – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD OTHER VERIONS OF THE SONG Trump Fight Song – Bluegrass Version Boone Rivers and the Lone Star Bluegrass Band Trump Fight Song – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger […]
Read MoreRon White Rolled Onto My Farm
Ron White Rolled Onto My Farm Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Ron White Visited My Farm and… – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: I was out in the field, just workin’ the land, When I saw headlights rollin’ up like a one-man band. It was Ron White in […]
Read MoreThank You Bankers, You’ve Been Swell…
Thank You Bankers, You’ve Been Swell… Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Thank You Bankers – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Verse 1: Thank you, bankers, you’ve been swell, You loaned me cash, now I’m in debt to hell. You shake my hand with that big ol’ grin, [&hel
Read MoreShe’s Doin’ Her Part
She’s Doin’ Her Part (To Save the Farm) Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands She’s Doin’ Her Part– Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1: Last time we fought ‘bout how to feed the cows, I stormed off, built that barn somehow. Tore down the old one, started brand […]
Read MoreStick That in the Ground and See If It Grows
Stick That in the Ground and See If It Grows Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Stick That in the Ground and See If It Grows – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1: They say we’re just complainin’, that we oughta settle down, But they ain’t in these […]
Read MoreIf You Think Your American Farm Is Untenable
If You Think Your American Farm Is Untenable Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands If You Think Your American Farm Is Untenable – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1: If you think your American farm’s a mess, With busted tractors and the IRS, You think the crops are […]
Read MoreClown in the Round
Clown in the Round By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Verse 1 Out in the arena, dust flying around, Here comes the hero, the clown in the round. Dodging the bulls with a grin and a leap, Spotting a beauty, in the third row seat. Jumps and jests, all part […]
Read MoreWeather and Whether I Keep the Farm
Weather and Whether I Keep the Farm Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Weather and Whether I Keep the Farm:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1: I wake up every mornin’, check the sky for a sign, Will it rain, will it shine, will the weather be kind? […]
Read MoreYour New Boyfriend Wants to Buy My Farm?
Your New Boyfriend Wants to Buy My Farm? Well, That Ain’t Right! Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Your New Boyfriend Wants to Buy My Farm? – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I heard your new guy’s got some shiny shoes, Thinks he can stroll in and do […]
Read MoreHay in the Barn
Hay in the Barn By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD HAY IN THE BARN [Verse] We piled them high up in the barn Stacked each one with so much care But then one day it went too far A gust of wind hay everywhere [Verse 2] I never thought that it would […]
Read MoreTractor Tires and Twang
Tractor Tires and Twang Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I got mud on my boots and a tune in my head, Sun’s burnin’ down but I ain’t ready for bed. Been plowin’ these fields since the crack of dawn, But the night ain’t over ‘til the music’s on. Well, […]
Read MoreDon’t Spook the Cows
Don’t Spook the Cows Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD MP3 (Verse 1) When the moon is high, and the stars are bright, And the wind starts to howl on a chilly night, There’s a rule on the farm that you better know now, If you want things calm, don’t spook the […]
Read MoreWhy Ya Wanna Be an Outlaw?
Lyrics: Why Ya Wanna Be an Outlaw? Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Wanna Be an Outlaw?:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger & Vicki Prall DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Hey there, cowboy, let me ask you why, You’re ridin’ solo under that open sky. With your six-shooter out and your saddle worn, When […]
Read MoreLove’s a Snakebite
Lyrics: Love’s a Snakebite Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive Love’s a Snakebite – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Well, love’s a lot like walkin’ through the grass, You don’t see the danger ‘til you hear it pass. First, it’s quiet, then comes the hiss, Just like that passive-aggressive text I missed. I thought we had […]
Read MoreThe Tractor Broke Down Again
The Tractor Broke Down Again By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD DEBBIE and The Prairie Songbirds Hi, I’m Debbie. This is a little “County Line” Ditty. [Verse 1] Woke up this mornin’, had a list a mile long Thought I’d start the day with the tractor’s song But when I turned that […]
Read MoreWrinkles and Whiskey
Wrinkles and Whiskey Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Wrinkles and Whiskey: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Time’s been ridin’ hard, leavin’ lines on my face, But I still got the fire, still settin’ the pace. The mirror don’t lie, but it don’t tell the truth, These wrinkles just […]
Read MoreAliens at the Rodeo
Aliens at the Rodeo Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Aliens at the Rodeo:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, the aliens landed down at the arena, Saw that bull buckin’ and thought, “Now we know.” They said, “That must be the leader of Earth, With all that stompin’, […]
Read MoreBluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer
Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 LYRICS: Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer Hi, Yawl… … (Verse 1) I had a heifer named Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer, true, She’s the queen of the dairy, and she’s always got somethin’ to do. With her eyes on […]
Read MoreHay Bale Fail
Hay Bale Fail By Bale Harrison & The Field Hands FREE DOWNLOAD THE HAY FARMER’S HIT SONG — Hay Bale Fail.MP3 We stacked the hay, way up high Thought our love was built to fly But those bales started swaying, and so did we In the barn, under the moonlight I held you close, it […]
Read MoreBessie the Heifer
Bessie The Heifer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Written by Boudleaux and Felice Bryant DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Lyrics: Bessie The Heifer My daddy gave a calf to me for a Christmas present once I picked a little heifer out ’cause both of us were runts She never had no sense but she […]
Read MoreCowgirl’s Curse
Cowgirl’s Curse Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Cowgirl’s Curse:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, today’s my weddin’, about to be dressed in white, But word’s come in that a stallion took flight. He’s runnin’ the range with fire in his eyes, Untamed, unbroken, beneath these we
Read MoreShe Thinks I Plow Too Fast
She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Performer by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version #1 DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version #2 DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version […]
Read MoreGreen Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas
Green Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas (Not in Lubbock, Not at the Chances R) Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Version #1 — DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Version #2 — DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Well, she’s got the moves, she’s got the style But out here in Lubbock, it’s a different mile We […]
Read MoreThe Tractor Runs
Lyrics: The Tractor Runs Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Spoken Intro Some good looking Lady told me this was a “sad” song. I said, “Bull! And it’s warped to think so.” 1,2,3,4 Verse 1 The sun comes up, I’m out the door, Got a thousand things […]
Read MoreJohn Wayne Marathon
John Wayne Marathon Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, Channel 8’s startin’ a John Wayne show, I’m grabbin’ my boots, I’m ready to go. The Duke’s ridin’ tall, and the west’s wide open, I’ll be sittin’ here with a beer, just hopin’. A marathon’s on, clear the whole day, […]
Read MoreHayloft Heartbreak
Hayloft Heartbreak Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Up in the hayloft, where the moonlight creeps, I sit all alone while the whole barn sleeps. Your picture in my hand, your scent in the air, But the hay ain’t the only thing we once stacked there. Pre-Chorus You told […]
Read MoreCows Don’t Want No Hugs!
LYRICS: Cows Don’t Want No Hugs! By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] I walked down to the barnyard, heart full of love, Thought I’d hug my Daisy, she’d fit like a glove. But she turned her back and flicked her tail, My tender hug attempt, well, it sure […]
Read MoreHonkytonk Harvest
Lyrics: Honkytonk Harvest Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, the sun’s settin’ low over fields of gold, I’m wearin’ boots covered in two weeks’ old mud. It’s time to roll the tractor, and the hay’s been rolled, But before we turn in, we’re hittin’ the honkytonk club. Pre-Chorus There’s [&hellip
Read MoreThe Farmer
The Farmer Bale Harrison & The Field Hands (Parody of “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers) DOWNLOAD THE MP3 — The Farmer Verse 1: On a warm summer’s evening, on a tractor bound for nowhere, I met up with a farmer, we were both too tired to care. So we took turns a-tillin’, under that old […]
Read MoreThe Haunting of Lot 13
Lyrics: The Haunting of Lot 13 By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 (Verse 1) In the dusty old auction barn, every fall they say, There’s a lot no one touches, folks keep far away, It’s the cursed Lot 13, with a shadow that lingers, Where the ghost of a rancher […]
Read MoreWe Can Get On a Buzz
Lyrics: We Can Get On a Buzz Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD MP3 [Verse 1] I’m standin’ on the edge of leavin’ it all behind, This little town’s been draggin’ me, time to unwind, Got a choice to make, and it ain’t that tough, I can get on the bus or […]
Read MoreWest Texas Holstein Blues
West Texas Holstein Blues Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 LYRICS Howdy, Lubbock. Hot? Windy? Ya, I know it. (Verse 1) I woke up this mornin’, sun risin’ in the sky, But my Holstein cow was missin’, and I couldn’t figure why. She’s a wanderin’ soul, out in that dusty plain, Now […]
Read MoreTurn West When in Doubt
Turn West When in Doubt Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD MP3 [Verse 1] City lights are bright, but they’ll burn you out, Too much noise and rush, and too much doubt, You’ve been chasing dreams on the crowded streets, But the road to peace ain’t made of concrete. When the […]
Read MoreCity Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For
Lyrics: City Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD .mp3 (Verse 1) City girls don’t know what Neutrogena is for, They’re too busy shopping at the Sephora store, But out on the ranch, where the work gets rough, We need a little more than that fancy […]
Read MoreCowgirl Crown
Cowgirl Crown Lyrics By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Version 1 DOWNLOAD Version 2 (Verse 1) She was a barrel racer with a Crown in her boot, At the rodeo dance, she had a lonesome pursuit, Ten men tried to catch her, but she didn’t play, Her eyes were on the prize, […]
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