Thank You Bankers, You’ve Been Swell… Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Thank You Bankers – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Verse 1: Thank you, bankers, you’ve been swell, You loaned me cash, now I’m in debt to hell. You shake my hand with that big ol’ grin, [&hel
Read MoreThe Last Day on the Farm
The Last Day on the Farm Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The Last Day on the Farm– Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 (Verse 1) Well, the rooster overslept and the sun rose late, The cows held a meeting to negotiate. The pigs wore sunglasses, thought they’d catch some […]
Read MoreThe Only Red Dirt That Sees Green Is the Music
The Only Red Dirt That Sees Green Is the Music Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The Only Red Dirt That Sees Green – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1 Out here in the heartland, where the red dirt runs deep, The plows turn the soil, and the […]
Read MoreRodeo Bull Rescue
Rodeo Bull Rescue Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Rodeo Bull Rescue– Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1 We’re the Rodeo Bull Rescue, we’ve come to save the day, From those big, mean cowboys who rope and ride away. We raised a ton of money, from every hipster […]
Read MoreShe’s Doin’ Her Part
She’s Doin’ Her Part (To Save the Farm) Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands She’s Doin’ Her Part– Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1: Last time we fought ‘bout how to feed the cows, I stormed off, built that barn somehow. Tore down the old one, started brand […]
Read MoreIf You Think Your American Farm Is Untenable
If You Think Your American Farm Is Untenable Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands If You Think Your American Farm Is Untenable – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1: If you think your American farm’s a mess, With busted tractors and the IRS, You think the crops are […]
Read MoreClown in the Round
Clown in the Round By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Verse 1 Out in the arena, dust flying around, Here comes the hero, the clown in the round. Dodging the bulls with a grin and a leap, Spotting a beauty, in the third row seat. Jumps and jests, all part […]
Read MoreYou Make Me Wish the Tractor Wasn’t Broke Down
You Make Me Wish the Tractor Wasn’t Broke Down Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Wish the Tractor Wasn’t Broke Down – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1: You’re standin’ there talkin’, goin’ on and on, About all the things I must’ve done wrong. I’m noddin’ my head, […]
Read MoreA Farmer Ought to Know Better
A Farmer Ought to Know Better Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands A Farmer Ought to Know Better – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1 Well, I left the barn door wide open last night, Thought it’d be fine, figured things were alright. Woke up to find the […]
Read MoreThe Cows All Ask Me If I’m Okay
The Cows All Ask Me If I’m Okay Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The Cows All Ask Me If I’m Okay: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: The cows all ask me if I’m okay, As I stumble through another day. Tripped on a rake, fell in the […]
Read MoreThe More You Talk
The More You Talk Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The More You Talk: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, you started off real sweet, just a whisper in the breeze, Talkin’ ‘bout your mama’s recipe for mac n cheese. But then you hit the gas, like a […]
Read MoreThe Aggie Fight Song
The Aggie Fight Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Aggie Bar Fight Song: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger FREE DOWNLOAD – Aggie Bar Fight Song .mp3 Verse 1: I walked into a bar, a bunch of T-sips there, They were jawin’ ’bout the Longhorns, like I should even care. […]
Read MoreHay in the Barn
Hay in the Barn By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD HAY IN THE BARN [Verse] We piled them high up in the barn Stacked each one with so much care But then one day it went too far A gust of wind hay everywhere [Verse 2] I never thought that it would […]
Read MoreIf You Want a Friend in Texas
Lyrics: If You Want a Friend in Texas, Feed Out a Steer Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds If You Want a Friend in Texas:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: If you want a friend in Texas, forget the sweet talk, Don’t need no handshake or a stroll ‘round […]
Read MoreTractor Tires and Twang
Tractor Tires and Twang Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I got mud on my boots and a tune in my head, Sun’s burnin’ down but I ain’t ready for bed. Been plowin’ these fields since the crack of dawn, But the night ain’t over ‘til the music’s on. Well, […]
Read MoreDon’t Spook the Cows
Don’t Spook the Cows Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD MP3 (Verse 1) When the moon is high, and the stars are bright, And the wind starts to howl on a chilly night, There’s a rule on the farm that you better know now, If you want things calm, don’t spook the […]
Read MoreThe Legs of Texas State
The Legs of Texas State Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The Legs of Texas: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Intro: U.T. in Austin’s got the eyes, but here’s the deal today, At Texas State, we’ve got the legs, and they’re workin’ all the way. You can talk about Longhorn […]
Read MoreLove’s a Snakebite
Lyrics: Love’s a Snakebite Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive Love’s a Snakebite – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Well, love’s a lot like walkin’ through the grass, You don’t see the danger ‘til you hear it pass. First, it’s quiet, then comes the hiss, Just like that passive-aggressive text I missed. I thought we had […]
Read MoreI Wanna be a Farmer
I Wanna be a Farmer Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands I Wanna be a Farmer:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I woke up one day, thought I’d buy a plow, But I don’t know a tractor from a dairy cow. I bought some seeds, didn’t check the kind, Now […]
Read MoreThe Tractor Broke Down Again
The Tractor Broke Down Again By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD DEBBIE and The Prairie Songbirds Hi, I’m Debbie. This is a little “County Line” Ditty. [Verse 1] Woke up this mornin’, had a list a mile long Thought I’d start the day with the tractor’s song But when I turned that […]
Read MoreSwipe Right for Mr. Wrong
Swipe Right for Mr. Wrong Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Swipe Right for Mr. Wrong:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I downloaded that app just to see what’s out there, A thousand cowboys, but not one seemed to care. With a flick of my thumb, yeah, I’m takin’ […]
Read MoreThe F-Word Song
The F-Word Song Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands The F-Word Song:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I got a Farm that’s full of Fences, With rows of Fodder in the Fields so dense. I’m Furrow-deep, yeah, knee-high in the dirt, With a Fallow stretch where the corn don’t hurt. […]
Read MoreAlaskan King
Alaskan King Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Alaskan King:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Out in the West, where the cowboys roam, I’m a lone ranger, lookin’ for a home. Twin-sized women, that’s just absurd, Need more than a twin to stir my world. Queen’s alright but not a […]
Read MoreBluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer
Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 LYRICS: Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer Hi, Yawl… … (Verse 1) I had a heifer named Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer, true, She’s the queen of the dairy, and she’s always got somethin’ to do. With her eyes on […]
Read MoreOld MacDonald
Old MacDonald Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Old MacDonald:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Some people been keeping up with the Jones, Got shiny new cars and sparkling homes. But I’ve been out here, workin’ the land, Keeping up with Old MacDonald, doing all I can. He had […]
Read MoreHay Bale Fail
Hay Bale Fail By Bale Harrison & The Field Hands FREE DOWNLOAD THE HAY FARMER’S HIT SONG — Hay Bale Fail.MP3 We stacked the hay, way up high Thought our love was built to fly But those bales started swaying, and so did we In the barn, under the moonlight I held you close, it […]
Read MoreWhere’s My Farm Bill?
Lyrics: Where’s My Farm Bill? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I get the feed bill, it comes like clockwork, The water bill’s never late, no sir! The machinery bill, well that’s just plain rude, But Congress won’t send me no Farm Bill, dude! […]
Read MoreBessie the Heifer
Bessie The Heifer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Written by Boudleaux and Felice Bryant DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Lyrics: Bessie The Heifer My daddy gave a calf to me for a Christmas present once I picked a little heifer out ’cause both of us were runts She never had no sense but she […]
Read MoreShe Thinks I Plow Too Fast
She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Performer by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version #1 DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version #2 DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version […]
Read MoreFancy on the Farm Just Fails
Fancy on the Farm Just Fails Performer by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & Bale Harrison Fancy on the Farm: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 High heels and hay bales don’t get along, Stilettos in the mud, honey, that’s just wrong. Your silk tie’s slick with tractor grease, And your tux is stuck […]
Read MoreGreen Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas
Green Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas (Not in Lubbock, Not at the Chances R) Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Version #1 — DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Version #2 — DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Well, she’s got the moves, she’s got the style But out here in Lubbock, it’s a different mile We […]
Read MoreCountry Music Muse
Country Music Muse By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, I’m sittin’ down to write another tune, Tryin’ to give Nashville that heartbroke swoon. But my muse walks in, with a grin so sly, Says, “How about a song ‘bout tractor ruts?” he rolls his eyes at my serious tone, […]
Read MoreAll We Know
All We Know By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Out here on the prairie, where the sun burns bright, We’re ridin’ the range and wranglin’ cows by daylight. But when the day’s done, we ain’t sittin’ still, We’re plowin’ up the fields on our John Deere until. Pre-Chorus We’re ropin’ […]
Read MoreWe’re All Starving for Country Music
Lyrics: We’re All Starving for Country Music Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD the .mp3 [Verse 1] The fields are dry, the crops are bare, The cows all stare like they don’t care, ‘Cause every farmer from coast to coast, Has found their muse and […]
Read MoreYou Left Me in the Best Bar
You Left Me in the Best Bar By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 You walked out the door, left me high and dry, But honestly, darlin’, I don’t know why. I’m sittin’ here in the best bar around, Where the whiskey flows and troubles drown. The bartender’s craftin’ magic in […]
Read MoreWhat Would Charley Pride Say Today?
What Would Charley Pride Say Today? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 He picked up a bat and dreamed of fame, But on those fields, the world wasn’t the same. Charley swung hard through shadows and doubt, Turned every struggle into a victory shout. From a ballplayer’s heart to country’s […]
Read MoreI’ve Got Alfalfa in Strange Places
I’ve Got Alfalfa in Strange Places By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD the .MP3 Verse 1 The sun’s risin’ high, the day’s just begun, I’m out in the field, gettin’ the work done. But you walked by with that crooked grin, And now my mind’s nowhere near the barn or […]
Read MoreCows Don’t Want No Hugs!
LYRICS: Cows Don’t Want No Hugs! By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] I walked down to the barnyard, heart full of love, Thought I’d hug my Daisy, she’d fit like a glove. But she turned her back and flicked her tail, My tender hug attempt, well, it sure […]
Read MoreThe Rodeo Announcer
The Rodeo Announcer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 There’s a voice that carries over the crowd, A steady sound, humble and proud. No name in lights, no fame to claim, But everyone knows that voice just the same. Whenever the steers would charge the gate, He’d give ’em a […]
Read MoreHonkytonk Harvest
Lyrics: Honkytonk Harvest Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, the sun’s settin’ low over fields of gold, I’m wearin’ boots covered in two weeks’ old mud. It’s time to roll the tractor, and the hay’s been rolled, But before we turn in, we’re hittin’ the honkytonk club. Pre-Chorus There’s [&hellip
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