Lois Lane Left Superman for Jimmy Joe Briggs Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Lois Lane Left Superman for Jimmy Joe Briggs – DOWNLOAD [Upbeat country tune with a honky-tonk feel] [Verse 1] Well, “Lois Lane” packed up her bags, headed down South, She got tired of his flyin’ and always runnin
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The Snakes in Texas Ain’t Scared
The Snakes in Texas Ain’t Scared Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys The Snakes in Texas Ain’t Scared — DOWNLOAD Upbeat country-rock tune with a little humor and honky-tonk flair [Intro] After weeks of searchin’, Venom found his home, A field of dust and quiet, where rattlesnakes roam. Between Throckmorton and O
Read MoreThe Joker’s Been Around
The Joker’s Been Around Since the Western Daze Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys The Joker’s Been Around Since the Western Daze – DOWNLOAD Country & Western with a touch of honky-tonk and mischief [Verse 1] Well, the Joker’s been around since the Western daze, Runnin’ cattle in his own twisted ways.
Read MorePeppermint Patty’s Farm Search
Peppermint Patty’s Farm Search Bale Harrison and the Texas Field Hands Peppermint Patty’s Farm Search — Download (Upbeat country tune with a little honky-tonk flair) [Verse 1] Well, Peppermint Patty bought herself a map, Said, “We’re gonna buy a farm, Marcie, how ’bout that?” Started in Nebraska, where the corn grows high, B
Read MoreBootless in Texas
Bootless in Texas Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Bootless in Texas – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I lost my boots in Throckmorton, At a poker game gone wrong, That jackalope faked having one good eye. He played me all night long. Now I’m walkin’ down the highway, With bare feet on burnin’ […]
Read MoreThat Whiskey Grin
Lyrics: That Whiskey Grin Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands That Whiskey Grin – DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] When she flashes that whiskey grin, you know she’s ready to ride, She’s got a wild look in her eye, and I’m down for the drive. Says she’s cravin’ a little line dance, boots tappin’ […]
Read More202 Two-Steps
Lyrics: 202 Two-Steps Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands 202 Two-Steps – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I see you standin’ there across the floor, That same ol’ smile I can’t ignore, We danced two hundred and two two-steps and 6 waltzes, babe, We couldn’t last longer, ain’t that a shame? Hell, that ain’t […]
Read MoreReasons To Stay Sober in Arkansas
Reasons To Stay Sober in Arkansas Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands FREE DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Brooke says, “No booze,” in Little Rock town, I said, “No worries,” I’ll show you around. We stayed sober, danced to the tick of the clock, While drunk boys stumbled and tripped on the rock. Verse […]
Read MoreWelcome to Nashville, Young Lady
Welcome to Nashville, Young Lady Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Welcome to Nashville, Young Lady – DOWNLOAD Well, sure you can have my autograph, but for advice…. “be lucky…” … No, I’m not the one you need to talk to… … Hits? Wow. I had 2 point 4 hits, I’m hardly the [&he
Read MoreNashville’s Rodeo
Nashville’s Rodeo Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Nashville’s Rodeo – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Caught a ride on a southbound bus, chasing neon dreams Never thought about the bruises in between They talk about the bright spotlights, big stars and Saturday nights Sounded good, yeah, it sure sounded good (Chorus) But
Read MoreAsí es la Vida
Así es la Vida Performed by Los Alamo Sonidos Así es la Vida — Download Fue una boda de adolescentes, and the old folks wished them well You could see that Jimmy Jo did truly love Becky Lynne And now the young cowboy and cowgirl have rung the dinner bell “Así es la vida”, say […]
Read MoreEvery Time I Turn the TV Off
Lyrics: Every Time I Turn the TV Off She Says She Loves Me Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Every Time I Turn the TV Off – DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I’m sittin’ here watchin’ some “reality,” Where nothin’s real, and it’s all a fantasy. Gordon’s yellin’ ‘bout a perfect dish, While my burnt […]
Read MoreClass A School Reunion
Class A School Reunion Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive Class A School Reunion – DOWNLOAD Verse 1 It was Friday night, the party was set, Moved it to 8, but they weren’t ready yet. The cool kids showed up ridin’ in on horses, Lookin’ like a scene from the Young Gun movies. The […]
Read MoreI Had Fun in Jail
I Had Fun in Jail (All My Friends Were in There) Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands I Had Fun in Jail – DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I pulled up to the county line, With a bottle of whiskey and a real bad sign, Blue lights flashin’, my time had come, But I […]
Read MoreThere’s Caliche on my Truck
There’s Caliche on my Truck Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys There’s Caliche on my Truck — DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I left the house this mornin’, my truck was lookin’ fine, But one quick trip down that caliche road, now she’s covered in a dusty grime. I swear I saw my hubcaps shakin’, […]
Read MoreShe Don’t Complain to Me
Lyrics: She Don’t Complain to Me Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands She Don’t Complain to Me – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) She’s got a list longer than the Rio Grande, If there’s a problem, you’ll see her make a stand. She’s writin’ letters to the White House late at night, Telling Congress […]
Read MoreI’ll Be Your Boots
Lyrics: I’ll Be Your Boots (And Hope That’s Enough) Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys I’ll Be Your Boots (And I Hope That’s Enough) — DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I’ve walked a million miles, maybe more, Through dust and rain, from cotton to corn. But I ain’t no prince in shiny shoes, I’m just […]
Read MoreGarth and Potiphar’s Wife
Garth and Potiphar’s Wife Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Garth and Potiphar’s Wife – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: She stood there in silk, with a look in her eye, A hunger that could make any man sigh, But I knew her game, I felt the heat, She had her sights set, and it […]
Read MoreThe Jameson Jig
The Jameson Jig Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Jameson Jig – DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] Pour me a glass of Jameson, the night’s just begun, Turns strangers into buddies, before the night is done. A sip of liquid courage, I’m Irish to the core, Now I’m talking like I’ve been […]
Read MoreI Need a Pair of Boots (Steel-Toed and True)
Lyrics: I Need a Pair of Boots (Steel-Toed and True) Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds I Need a Pair of Boots (Steel-Toed and True) — DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I ain’t got time for the usual drama, What I need is a good pair of Tony Lama. I’m not after shine or […]
Read MoreWomen That Pour Whiskey Professionally
Women That Pour Whiskey Professionally Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Women Pour Whiskey Professionally – DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] Well, my favorite women pour whiskey professionally, I’m no distiller, but I can see we’ve got some serious chemistry. They got that practiced smooth pour that flows, With a glass in one hand, [&
Read MoreDamn Cow, Get in the Trailer
Lyrics: Damn Cow, Get in the Trailer Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Damn Cow, Get in the Trailer – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, the sun’s settin’ low, I’ve been workin’ all day Tryin’ to wrangle this cow who just won’t obey This steer’s stompin’ and snortin’, draggin’ his feet But I’ve got […]
Read MorePeach Cobbler and Me
Lyrics: Peach Cobbler and Me Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Peach Cobbler and Me – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I talk too fast, I talk too much, I can’t pick a lick, just my luck And I’m always runnin’ late, too many boots to choose, And my gossip game’s strong, Lord, that […]
Read MoreThree Chords and Half the Truth
Three Chords and Half the Truth Bale Harrison & Debbie Harper Three Chords and Half the Truth – DOWNLOAD (fiddle) Verse 1: Randy says, “Forever, baby; it’s you and me,” Now it’s you on the couch and me with the TV. Turns out love’s not made of rainbows and daisies, Sometimes it’s just Netflix and […]
Read MoreTumbleweed
Lyrics: Tumbleweed Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Tumbleweed – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) You blow in like the wind, never stayin’ long, Your restless heart’s been wanderin’ since the day you were born. No roots to hold you down, you live wild and free, But I’m standin’ here hopin’ you’ll tumble back [&he
Read MoreCMA Entitled
CMA Entitled Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds CMA Entitled – FREE DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] I heard she sold some records, got a Grammy or three, But how many albums, I don’t know, let’s see. She made one song with a twang, a little fiddle in the back, But the CMA’s like, […]
Read MoreBarbie Was Born in a Barn
LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Barbie Was Born in a Barn — She wasn’t raised in Malibu, no shiny pink Corvette… DOWNLOAD – Barbie Was Born In a Barn (2023) [Verse 1] She wasn’t raised in Malibu, […]
Read MoreI Was Raised Right in a Red State
I Was Raised Right in a Red State Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive I Was Raised Right in a Red State – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Barbie and Hemingway, Jeane Kirkpatrick too, Taught me ’bout the things this country could do. Pillars of religion, capitalism’s might, Peace and prosperity, yeah, we got it right. […]
Read MoreI Shoulda Seen the Signs
I Shoulda Seen the Signs Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive I Shoulda Seen the Signs – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I stepped into the glow, hoping I could forget Neon signs were buzzing, but my heart wasn’t set That cowboy hat, glowing by the swinging door Was the first of many signs I’d […]
Read MoreWhiskey in His Veins
Whiskey in His Veins Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive Whiskey in His Veins – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: He’s a charmer when the bottle’s low, Spins me ’round real slow, With that smile, I can’t say no. Sober, he’s a hale storm I can’t outrun. In the Neon Moon, he’s my best friend, But […]
Read MoreSocialist Snake Blues
Lyrics: Socialist Snake Blues Performed by Erato & The Cattle Drive Socialist Snake Blues – DOWNLOAD Verse 1: I used to slither free, out on the open sand, But now they tell me where to go, like they’ve got some grand plan. They capped my fangs, said, “Venom’s for the many, not the few,” […]
Read MoreIt’s Not a Cliché, Here
Lyrics: It’s Not a Cliché, Here Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands It’s Not a Cliché, Here — DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, I got a tough row to hoe, Out in the field where the corn won’t grow. I bite the dust ’bout every day, But out here, man, that’s just foreplay! […]
Read MoreKing’s Ranch Ransom
Lyrics: King’s Ranch Ransom Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands King’s Ranch Ransom — DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, I rolled into town with dust on my boots, Lookin’ for somethin’ shiny to match my roots. There she was, that King’s Ranch truck so fine, I knew right then I’d leave my money […]
Read MoreWhat Would Andy Say Today?
What Would Andy Say? Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds What Would Andy Would Say Today? – DOWNLOAD Now, Barney’s got a bloodhound, says he’s the best, But we’ve all seen smarter squirrels pass the test. I’ll tell you straight, not a word amiss— That ol’ dog couldn’t find his own food […]
Read MoreFarm Dog Food Dish
Lyrics: Farm Dog Food Dish Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Farm Dog Food Dish – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, that farm dog can’t find his own food dish, Stood by the gate like it’s some kinda quiz. Staring at an open door, scratching at the wall, You’d think he’d figure it […]
Read MoreSenorita Fishing
Senorita Fishing Performed by Levi Brooks & The Old North State Boys Senorita Fishing – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, my boss said, “Take a week, go wet a line” He thought I’d be casting in the salty brine But I’m here in Ocracoke, no passport, but gas in the tank Turns out senoritas are right […]
Read MoreNashville Ain’t Really That Far From Hollywood
Lyrics: Turns Out, Nashville Ain’t Really That Far From Hollywood Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Nashville’s prices are climbing too, and while you might still be able to afford a biscuit somewhere, give it another year and you’ll be paying $10 just to sit in the traffic on Music Row. At […]
Read MoreYou Look Like Trouble (But I’ll Take My Chances)
You Look Like Trouble (But I’ll Take My Chances) Performed by Debbie Harper and the Prairie Songbirds You Look Like Trouble (But I’ll Take My Chances) – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Saw you walk in, boots like you own the place, A smile on your lips, but a little wild in the face. I’m sippin’ my […]
Read MoreI Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town
I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town “The Braum’s Ice Cream Song” Performed by Bale Harrison and the Texas Field Hands I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, my wife don’t care for city lights, She’d rather be home than out at night. But when the […]
Read MoreWho the H Lives in a Town?
Who the H Lives in a Town? Performed by Debbie Harper and the Prairie Songbirds Who the H Lives in a Town? – DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, the goths in town, they hang in the shade, Wearing all black like it’s some kinda parade. Skateboarders roll, but they don’t know the score, They think Stalin […]
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