Farm Culture Directory

Marxist Diamondback Bitch Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Marxist Diamondback Bitch — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD   Chorus Marxist diamondback bitch, Crawl back in your hole, Your opportunity economy just takes from the productive winners, And gives to the unproductive losers, It makes everyone la

My Hometown Ain’t No Town at All Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds My Hometown Ain’t No Town at All — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: My hometown ain’t no town at all, We got a produce market, but it ain’t far a haul. I’ve been busy canning, the […]

Fort Liberty Hypocrisy Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Fort Liberty’s Bullshit — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (fiddle) Verse 1: At Fort Liberty, where the banners fly high, They train our soldiers under a quiet sky. 10,000 boots, standing strong on the ground, But the lessons they taught, well, th

Two of Seventeen Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Two of Seventeen — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (fiddle, steal guitar) Verse 1 Out on this dusty highway, the stars are fading dim, Only 17 patriots left, and it’s looking pretty grim. Two of us are married, fighting side by side, […]

Nights with Elaina – Me and My Man Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Nights with Elaina — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Late-night whispers, strumming slow and sweet, You hit that first chord, baby, swept me off my feet. Like that steel guitar slide, you tease and pull […]

You Can Take a Farmer Out of the Mud Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds  You Can Take a Farmer Out of the Mud… — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD You can take a farmer out of the barn, but you can’t make him stop talking about livestock. “He’ll talk about […]

Everybody’s Bringing Their Stuff to the Trump Rally Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Everybody’s Bringing Their Stuff to the Trump Rally — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Jimmy Joe’s in his jacked-up Ford, Been dreamin’ ’bout the rally, can’t be ignored. Workin

Farm Girl Tactics Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Pray for Rain — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD   Verse 1 Farm Girl walks in with her boots on tight, City Girl’s in stilettos, ready for a fight, They ain’t throwin’ punches, no, they’re way too slick, A showdown in the [&helli

Pray for Rain Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Pray for Rain — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD   Lyrics: Pray for Rain Verse 1: Lord, I’ve been on my knees, tried to do my part, Prayed for the rain with all my heart. Every drop’s been precious, but they’ve […]

A Cowgirl’s Week in Town Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds A Cowgirl’s Week in Town: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD — mp3 Verse 1: Spent a week in town, thought I’d try somethin’ new, Met a city boy named Harley, he had some fancy moves. Traffic lights and city streets, [

Why Can’t I Get a Decent Steak in This Town? Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Why Can’t I Get a Decent Steak in This Town? — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD – Why Can’t I Get a Decent Steak in This Town? Verse 1 I’m wanderin’ through Paris, lookin’

Cornbread and Sweet Tea Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Cornbread and Sweet Tea — Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Woke up this mornin’, with the sun on the rise, Grabbed my ol’ cast iron, get the day passin’ by. Got mama’s recipe, from those years long gone, […]