Swipe Right for Mr. Wrong Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Swipe Right for Mr. Wrong:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I downloaded that app just to see what’s out there, A thousand cowboys, but not one seemed to care. With a flick of my thumb, yeah, I’m takin’ […]
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The F-Word Song
The F-Word Song Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands The F-Word Song:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I got a Farm that’s full of Fences, With rows of Fodder in the Fields so dense. I’m Furrow-deep, yeah, knee-high in the dirt, With a Fallow stretch where the corn don’t hurt. […]
Read MoreWrinkles and Whiskey
Wrinkles and Whiskey Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Wrinkles and Whiskey: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Time’s been ridin’ hard, leavin’ lines on my face, But I still got the fire, still settin’ the pace. The mirror don’t lie, but it don’t tell the truth, These wrinkles just […]
Read MoreAliens at the Rodeo
Aliens at the Rodeo Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Aliens at the Rodeo:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, the aliens landed down at the arena, Saw that bull buckin’ and thought, “Now we know.” They said, “That must be the leader of Earth, With all that stompin’, […]
Read MoreAlaskan King
Alaskan King Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Alaskan King:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Out in the West, where the cowboys roam, I’m a lone ranger, lookin’ for a home. Twin-sized women, that’s just absurd, Need more than a twin to stir my world. Queen’s alright but not a […]
Read MoreBluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer
Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 LYRICS: Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer Hi, Yawl… … (Verse 1) I had a heifer named Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer, true, She’s the queen of the dairy, and she’s always got somethin’ to do. With her eyes on […]
Read MoreParty Heifers and Grain
Party Heifers and Grain Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Party Heifers and Grain:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1: Out in the fields where the wildflowers sway, Big Baron the bull makes the most of each day. With the heifers he dances, under sun’s golden reign, Dairy work is […]
Read MoreOld MacDonald
Old MacDonald Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Old MacDonald:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Some people been keeping up with the Jones, Got shiny new cars and sparkling homes. But I’ve been out here, workin’ the land, Keeping up with Old MacDonald, doing all I can. He had […]
Read MoreHay Bale Fail
Hay Bale Fail By Bale Harrison & The Field Hands FREE DOWNLOAD THE HAY FARMER’S HIT SONG — Hay Bale Fail.MP3 We stacked the hay, way up high Thought our love was built to fly But those bales started swaying, and so did we In the barn, under the moonlight I held you close, it […]
Read MoreWhere’s My Farm Bill?
Lyrics: Where’s My Farm Bill? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) I get the feed bill, it comes like clockwork, The water bill’s never late, no sir! The machinery bill, well that’s just plain rude, But Congress won’t send me no Farm Bill, dude! […]
Read MoreBessie the Heifer
Bessie The Heifer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Written by Boudleaux and Felice Bryant DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Lyrics: Bessie The Heifer My daddy gave a calf to me for a Christmas present once I picked a little heifer out ’cause both of us were runts She never had no sense but she […]
Read MoreCowgirl’s Curse
Cowgirl’s Curse Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Cowgirl’s Curse:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, today’s my weddin’, about to be dressed in white, But word’s come in that a stallion took flight. He’s runnin’ the range with fire in his eyes, Untamed, unbroken, beneath these we
Read MoreYour Sister’s Gettin’ Married?
Your Sister’s Gettin’ Married? Today? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, your sister’s gettin’ married, that’s a big deal, But Channel 8’s runnin’ John Wayne, now that’s real. I got my boots, got my hat, and a cold one, Can’t say no to […]
Read MoreShe Thinks I Plow Too Fast
She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Performer by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version #1 DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version #2 DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Version […]
Read MoreFancy on the Farm Just Fails
Fancy on the Farm Just Fails Performer by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & Bale Harrison Fancy on the Farm: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 High heels and hay bales don’t get along, Stilettos in the mud, honey, that’s just wrong. Your silk tie’s slick with tractor grease, And your tux is stuck […]
Read MoreSweat Equity
Sweat Equity Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Sweat Equity:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nagzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 I swear you’re looking at me like I’m not okay, Like you’re seeing something that took you away. I know that look, it’s just like my momma’s face, When she saw my daddy die, but […]
Read MoreThe Bull Salesman Song
The Bull Salesman Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds By Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Verse 1 You stroll on in, flashin’ that smile, Talkin’ sweet, like you’re worth my while. But Mister, I’ve seen your type before, Comin’ in here, tryin’ to sell me more. You think you’ve got game, but […]
Read MoreGreen Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas
Green Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas (Not in Lubbock, Not at the Chances R) Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Version #1 — DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Version #2 — DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Well, she’s got the moves, she’s got the style But out here in Lubbock, it’s a different mile We […]
Read MoreThe Tractor Runs
Lyrics: The Tractor Runs Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD Spoken Intro Some good looking Lady told me this was a “sad” song. I said, “Bull! And it’s warped to think so.” 1,2,3,4 Verse 1 The sun comes up, I’m out the door, Got a thousand things […]
Read MoreCountry Music Muse
Country Music Muse By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, I’m sittin’ down to write another tune, Tryin’ to give Nashville that heartbroke swoon. But my muse walks in, with a grin so sly, Says, “How about a song ‘bout tractor ruts?” he rolls his eyes at my serious tone, […]
Read MoreAll We Know
All We Know By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Out here on the prairie, where the sun burns bright, We’re ridin’ the range and wranglin’ cows by daylight. But when the day’s done, we ain’t sittin’ still, We’re plowin’ up the fields on our John Deere until. Pre-Chorus We’re ropin’ […]
Read MoreWe’re All Starving for Country Music
Lyrics: We’re All Starving for Country Music Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger DOWNLOAD the .mp3 [Verse 1] The fields are dry, the crops are bare, The cows all stare like they don’t care, ‘Cause every farmer from coast to coast, Has found their muse and […]
Read MoreJohn Wayne Marathon
John Wayne Marathon Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, Channel 8’s startin’ a John Wayne show, I’m grabbin’ my boots, I’m ready to go. The Duke’s ridin’ tall, and the west’s wide open, I’ll be sittin’ here with a beer, just hopin’. A marathon’s on, clear the whole day, […]
Read MoreWhere’d Your Husband Take You for Your Anniversary?
Where’d Your Husband Take You for Your Anniversary? By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] Well, you’ve been talkin’ ‘bout Paris, dreamin’ of Rome, But tonight you’re spendin’ your special night closer to home. He said, “Put on your boots, honey, don’t get too dressed,” And you knew right then, it […]
Read MoreYou Left Me in the Best Bar
You Left Me in the Best Bar By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 You walked out the door, left me high and dry, But honestly, darlin’, I don’t know why. I’m sittin’ here in the best bar around, Where the whiskey flows and troubles drown. The bartender’s craftin’ magic in […]
Read MoreWhat Would Charley Pride Say Today?
What Would Charley Pride Say Today? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 He picked up a bat and dreamed of fame, But on those fields, the world wasn’t the same. Charley swung hard through shadows and doubt, Turned every struggle into a victory shout. From a ballplayer’s heart to country’s […]
Read MoreHayloft Heartbreak
Hayloft Heartbreak Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Up in the hayloft, where the moonlight creeps, I sit all alone while the whole barn sleeps. Your picture in my hand, your scent in the air, But the hay ain’t the only thing we once stacked there. Pre-Chorus You told […]
Read MoreI’ve Got Alfalfa in Strange Places
I’ve Got Alfalfa in Strange Places By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD the .MP3 Verse 1 The sun’s risin’ high, the day’s just begun, I’m out in the field, gettin’ the work done. But you walked by with that crooked grin, And now my mind’s nowhere near the barn or […]
Read MoreCows Don’t Want No Hugs!
LYRICS: Cows Don’t Want No Hugs! By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] I walked down to the barnyard, heart full of love, Thought I’d hug my Daisy, she’d fit like a glove. But she turned her back and flicked her tail, My tender hug attempt, well, it sure […]
Read MoreThe Rodeo Announcer
The Rodeo Announcer By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Verse 1 There’s a voice that carries over the crowd, A steady sound, humble and proud. No name in lights, no fame to claim, But everyone knows that voice just the same. Whenever the steers would charge the gate, He’d give ’em a […]
Read MoreHonkytonk Harvest
Lyrics: Honkytonk Harvest Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD Verse 1 Well, the sun’s settin’ low over fields of gold, I’m wearin’ boots covered in two weeks’ old mud. It’s time to roll the tractor, and the hay’s been rolled, But before we turn in, we’re hittin’ the honkytonk club. Pre-Chorus There’s [&hellip
Read MoreThe Farmer
The Farmer Bale Harrison & The Field Hands (Parody of “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers) DOWNLOAD THE MP3 — The Farmer Verse 1: On a warm summer’s evening, on a tractor bound for nowhere, I met up with a farmer, we were both too tired to care. So we took turns a-tillin’, under that old […]
Read MoreThe Haunting of Lot 13
Lyrics: The Haunting of Lot 13 By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 (Verse 1) In the dusty old auction barn, every fall they say, There’s a lot no one touches, folks keep far away, It’s the cursed Lot 13, with a shadow that lingers, Where the ghost of a rancher […]
Read MoreWe Can Get On a Buzz
Lyrics: We Can Get On a Buzz Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD MP3 [Verse 1] I’m standin’ on the edge of leavin’ it all behind, This little town’s been draggin’ me, time to unwind, Got a choice to make, and it ain’t that tough, I can get on the bus or […]
Read MoreWest Texas Holstein Blues
West Texas Holstein Blues Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 LYRICS Howdy, Lubbock. Hot? Windy? Ya, I know it. (Verse 1) I woke up this mornin’, sun risin’ in the sky, But my Holstein cow was missin’, and I couldn’t figure why. She’s a wanderin’ soul, out in that dusty plain, Now […]
Read MoreTurn West When in Doubt
Turn West When in Doubt Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD MP3 [Verse 1] City lights are bright, but they’ll burn you out, Too much noise and rush, and too much doubt, You’ve been chasing dreams on the crowded streets, But the road to peace ain’t made of concrete. When the […]
Read MoreCity Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For
Lyrics: City Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD .mp3 (Verse 1) City girls don’t know what Neutrogena is for, They’re too busy shopping at the Sephora store, But out on the ranch, where the work gets rough, We need a little more than that fancy […]
Read MoreCowgirl Crown
Cowgirl Crown Lyrics By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Version 1 DOWNLOAD Version 2 (Verse 1) She was a barrel racer with a Crown in her boot, At the rodeo dance, she had a lonesome pursuit, Ten men tried to catch her, but she didn’t play, Her eyes were on the prize, […]
Read MoreSpooked in the Saddle
Spooked in the Saddle By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD Version #1 DOWNLOAD Version #2 Spooked in the Saddle Lyrics [Verse 1] I was ridin’ through the pasture on a moonless night, The wind was howlin’, gave me quite a fright, My horse was nervous, stompin’ at the ground, And I […]
Read MoreThe Goat Ate My Fence Again
The Goat Ate My Fence Again Performed By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds FREE DOWNLOAD: The Goat Ate My Fence Again LYRICS: The Goat Ate My Fence Again Verse 1 Goat’s at it once more, Fence down on the floor, Chewing all day long, Breaking where we belong. Oh, Tex from next door, […]
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