Ghostly Grazing Grounds By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 [Verse 1] On a foggy night down by the old farm fence, Where the moonlight flickers, and the air is tense, There’s a story ‘bout a place where the cattle roam, But don’t get too close, or you’ll hear the moan. […]
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Rodeo Moon Rising
Rodeo Moon Rising By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD the .MP3 Verse 1: In the heart of the dusty town, Where the lights dim when the sun goes down, There’s a stir in the evening breeze, Tonight the rodeo’s all you need. Cowboys gather from miles around, Boots polished and hats down, […]
Read MoreNo Cowgirl Drives a Jaguar Here…
No Cowgirl Drives a Jaguar Here… By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE SIMPLE COUNTRY TUNE (This is a simple country tune) [Verse 1] You might see ‘em in Cardiff, rollin’ down the street In those shiny fancy cars, all polished and neat But out here on the four sixes, we keep […]
Read MoreThe Countrary and Restin’ Song
The Contrary and Restin’ Song Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 Verse 1 I lay in bed with my guitar, a blank page in my hand, But every time I try to write, I just sink in the sand. The cows are out there grazing, the sun is sinking low, But […]
Read MoreI Breed the Swine
Lyrics: I Breed the Swine Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Parody of “I Walk the Line” by Johnny Cash DOWNLOAD THE .MP3 Verse 1: I keep a close watch on this pig of mine, I breed the swine, oh all the time. From the old sow’s snout to the litter she’ll bring, I […]
Read MoreJesus Was Born on a Dairy Farm
Farmers Know that Jesus Was Born on a Dairy Farm Bethlehem was a Dairy, Right? Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD – Bethlehem was a Dairy LYRICS: Jesus Was Born on a Dairy Farm (Verse 1) In a little town called Bethlehem, on a cold and silent night, A baby boy was born […]
Read MoreDairy Christmas Baby
Dairy Christmas Baby By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THIS SIMPLE CHRISTMAS TUNE – Version 1 DOWNLOAD THIS SIMPLE CHRISTMAS TUNE – Version 2 Verse 1 Dairy Christmas, baby, You sure did milk it right, Dairy Christmas, baby, You sure did make it right, Gave me a new milking stool for Christmas, [
Read MoreDenim on Denim Crime
Denim on Denim Crime Performed By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THIS NIFTY COUNTRY TUNE Lyrics: Denim on Denim Crime Verse 1 Down at the County Line where the spurs play a tune, Boots hit the floor, under the light of the moon. He’s got his hat tipped, she’s got her jeans […]
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Just How Important is Your Tractor’s Radio? (A Country Farm AM Radio Song) Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Version 1 – DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Version 2 – DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Out in the field before the crack of dawn The day’s just startin’, and the work rolls on […]
Read MoreAlien Eggs (The Avocado Song)
Alien Eggs (The Avocado Song) By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds MOCK CHINA BY DOWNLOADING THIS SIMPLE COUNTRY TUNE LYRICS: Alien Eggs (The Avocado Song) [Verse 1] One day in a China market, they found somethin’ strange A little green fruit, like it’s from outer space They called it an alien egg, what […]
Read MoreBIG Ag and Texas Don’t Mix
BIG Ag and Texas Don’t Mix Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] Down here in Texas, we like things small Family farms where we know ’em all But here comes Big Ag with their suits and ties Tryin’ to take over our open skies They want to plant seeds […]
Read MoreThis Is Why Taxes Suck
This Is Why Taxes Suck Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3 [Verse 1] I wake up at dawn, put my boots on the floor Head out to the fields, like every day before I’m raisin’ crops and cattle, workin’ hard every day But when the taxman comes, he takes it […]
Read MoreYou Can’t Milk a Goat for Free
You Can’t Milk a Goat for Free By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE MP3 Lyrics: You Can’t Milk a Goat for Free (Verse 1) I woke up at sunrise, ready to start the day, Grabbed my bucket and stool, thought it’d be easy pay. But those goats had other plans, they […]
Read MoreMan! I Feel Like a Farmer!
Man! I Feel Like a Farmer! By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds DOWNLOAD THE I Feel Like a Farmer! MP3 [Verse 1] Let’s go, girls, get your boots on tight We’re up before the sun, gonna farm all night A little dirt never hurt, just get in the groove We’re plantin’ rows, milkin’ […]
Read MoreCows in Low Places
Cows in Low Places Bale Harrison & The Field Hands The farmer’s relationship with his neighbor might be the most intense love-hate dynamic since Ross and Rachel. Every time the cows escape, it’s like a new episode of “Will they or won’t they… stay on good terms?” — Bale Harrison DOWNLOAD THE MP3 – Cows […]
Read MoreMake America Graze Again
Make America Graze Again By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds FREE DOWNLOAD — Make America Graze Again Verse 1: Out on the range where the cattle roam, We’ve been working this land, it’s all we’ve known. From dawn till dusk, we stand our ground, Proud of the fields where we’re bound. Chorus: We’re […]
Read MoreWheat Jokes
20 Wheat Jokes That’ll Make You Roll in the Fields with Laughter Get Ready to Grain Some Laughs! At Farm.fm, we know that wheat isn’t just a staple of the farm—it’s also the source of some of the best puns and jokes this side of the silo. Whether you’re a farmer who spends their days […]
Read MoreTractor Jokes
20 Tractor Jokes That’ll Plow You Over with Laughter Rev Your Engines for Some Tractor Humor! At Farm.fm, we know that tractors are more than just machines—they’re the heart and soul of the farm, the real workhorses (or should we say work-tractors?) of rural life. But even the hardest-working tractor deserves a little fun. That’s […]
Read MoreRed Barn Jokes
Red Barn Jokes: Because Every Farm Needs a Punchline Welcome to the “Red Barn Jokes” section, where we take that iconic symbol of farm life and give it a comedic twist. Whether you’re a farmer who’s spent countless hours in one or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, these red barn jokes will have […]
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20 Farmer Jokes That’ll Make You Chuckle Like a Chicken Welcome to the Cornfield of Farmer Comedy! At Farm.fm, we believe that farming isn’t just about hard work and early mornings—it’s also about finding the humor in the everyday quirks of rural life. Whether it’s a cow with a personality, a chicken with a sense […]
Read MoreCorn Jokes
Welcome to the Corny Corn Jokes Page of Farm.fm Where the Jokes Are as Corny as the Crops If you’ve ever found yourself in a field of corn, chuckling at the thought of a good pun, then welcome home. Here at Farm.fm, we know that corn isn’t just a staple of the farm; it’s a […]
Read MoreHeifer Jokes
Heifer Jokes: Because Every Cow Deserves a Good Laugh At Farm.fm, we believe that every cow has its day—especially the heifers, those sassy, young bovine divas who haven’t yet calved but already know how to steal the show. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just someone who appreciates the finer points of cattle humor, these […]
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Goat Jokes That Will Have You Kidding Around Here at Farm.fm, we know that goats are the comedians of the animal kingdom. Whether they’re climbing on things they shouldn’t, making funny faces, or just being their mischievous selves, goats have a way of bringing a smile to anyone’s face. So, we figured, why not turn […]
Read MoreFood Shortages Continue
USDA Chief in Hot Water Over Cow-tastrophe: “Who knew a food shortage could be man-made?” In a Stunning Oversight, USDA Forgets Basic Bovine Needs Amidst National Food Frenzy Windthorst, TX — In a surprising turn of events that has left both farmers and officials scratching their heads, the USDA Chief recently admitted to causing food [
Read MoreVisit Our Farms — A Platform for Change
Diplomacy. In 2022, brought to Mazzarino at five different times of the year the Consul General of the United States, Tracy Roberts-Pounds; Karen Schinnerer former American Consul for in Naples, Sigonella Naval Air Base Commander Captain Aaron Shoemaker and even 45 extraordinary musicians from the U.S. Naval Forces and Africa Band.
Read MoreTOURISM ACROSS – intapi.sciendo.com
tourism in . It identifies two main development trends: on one hand, a small scale and dispersed activities, at the other hand a product in response to tourist market demand. A brief overview of existing tourism practices in the rural areas indicated an interesting interface between the forms and
Read MoreThe 6 Largest Farms in England – A-Z Animals
The English countryside is certainly a sight to behold. The houses some of the most impressive agricultural displays in , so it’s no wonder that the largest farms in England are no exception. Housing a variety of functions, from livestock-oriented farms to crop producers, each one has something distinct for you to discover and enjoy.
Read MoreRanked: The ’
As a manufacturer of big-ticket agricultural machines, JCB is the largest -based supplier of equipment. The group’s agricultural sales are understood to account for about 20% of turnover ...
Read MoreIrish agriculture has changed beyond recognition since 1970s
Roughly one third to the EU26, one third to the , and the remaining one third to other markets including the US and so on. We are exporting €4.5 billion worth of food and drink products to the ...
Read MoreInfarm starts operating one of ’s largest vertical …
Founded in 2013, Infarm is the world's fastest-growing vertical farming company. In partnership with more than 30 of the world’s top retail chains in 10 countries in North America, Asia, , Infarm’s fresh produce is available in more than 1,850 stores worldwide. By 2030 Infarm plans to expand to 20 countries on those three ...
Read MoreReaders’ favourite spring breaks
After the darkness of winter fades, dust off your camping equipment and head to Pool Bridge , 10 minutes south of York – a tranquil lakeside campsite that offers wild open water swimming ...
Read MoreBritain and the EU: A long and rocky –
Many Britons, on both sides of the debate, love visiting countries and idolise elements of their - not least the food. Indeed, more than 1.5 million Britons have moved there to live.
Read MoreWhy farms are recruiting fruit pickers from 7,000 miles away
A shortage of workers created by Brexit led to 8,000 tonnes of berries going unpicked last year. Russia’s invasion of Ukraine only made the shortage more critical – Ukrainians made up two ...
Read Moreinsect project for sustainable animal feed awarded £10m
Last modified on Wed 7 Oct 2020 04.41 EDT. The ’s first large-scale breeding insects for animal feed and pet food has moved a step closer after the government backed the project with a £ ...
Read MoreBee (From The … – Bee
Bee farming on a large scale in the US is defined by having around 3,000 colonies, whilst running 150 or more colonies, defines large scale beekeeping. The criteria for BFA membership are no longer figure-based. Eligibility depends upon demonstrating that beekeeping is practiced for profit from which income is mainly or partly derived.
Read MoreEquestrian : Horse Countries
Romania. Romania has a rich equestrian , with horses playing an important role in traditional events such as weddings and festivals. The country is home to the Hucul horse, which is a small but hardy breed that is well-suited to the rugged terrain of the Carpathian Mountains. There are several riding schools and stables in Romania that ...
Read MoreInfarm
London, United Kingdom, August 4th, 2021 - Infarm, world's fastest-growing urban farming company, has signed a contract for a new Growing Centre Bedford which will measure 9,760 sqm size, offering more than 5500 sqm of growing space Infarm's cloud-connected farming units. When fully equipped, units - each occupying 25 sqm of ...
Read More7 brilliant stays | CN Traveller
And while social distancing is in place, the farmhouse is open for exclusive hire only, where squares of fudge and carafes of rhubarb gin await in the six pared-back bedrooms. Read our full review of Coombeshead , Cornwall. Address: Coombeshead , Lewannick, Cornwall PL15 7QQ. Book your stay.
Read MoreCould fur farming be banned in the EU? Here’s which countries …
The has historically been a leader on animal rights, becoming the first country to ban fur farming on ethical grounds back in 2003. But the country imported around £55 million (€62m ...
Read MoreThe Best To Table Restaurants – The Handbook
-to-fork, plough-to-plate, garden-to-glass… these are the -to-table restaurants leading the way with locally sourced, seasonal and sustainable menus.. The has a wealth of -to-fork restaurants dedicated to using ingredients sourced directly from local farms, ensuring only the freshest, most flavourful dishes.
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